Original Version
Joxer the Mighty
He roams through the countryside;
He never needs a place to hide.
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick,
Righting wrongs and singing songs,
Being mighty all day long
He’s Joxer . . . he’s Joxer the Mighty!
Ohhhh . . .
He’s Joxer the Mighty,
He’s really tidy.
Everybody likes him
Because he has a funny grin.
Joxer the Mighty,
He’s very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He’s so handsome it’s a sin.
If you’re in jeopardy
Don’t call the cavalry.
There’s a better remedy
(Although he doesn’t work for free).
He’s every man’s trusty,
He’s every woman’s fantasy,
Plus he’s goo-ood company.
He’s Joxer…
I’m Joxer the Mighty!
Ending credits
Blood…valour…and victory! Ha-ha!
Joxer the Mighty,
He’s very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He’s so handsome it’s a sin.
When things get grim
He’ll take it on the chin.
If you’re in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don’t call the cavalry.
There’s a better remedy
(Although he doesn’t work for free).
He’s every man’s trusty,
He’s every woman’s fantasy,
Plus he’s goo-ood company.
Look out! He’s Joxer…
Joxer the Mighty!
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Warrior…Priestess…Tramp Version
Joxer the Mighty
Master of virility,
Every woman wants him,
He’s so sexy it’s a sin,
If you want a special tryst,
He’s the man you can’t resist,
By every measure he’s a prize!
Joxer: Just check out my shoe size!
Just check out his shoe size!
Joxer: A-Ha!
[lute solo]
Joxer the Mighty,
Captain of debauchery
Never seems to get enough,
Of our tantalizing stuff
If you need some company,
With Joxer there’s a guarantee,
Joxer: Of the highest potency!
Wench: Heck, I’d even work for free!
Leah: Take your filthy hands off me!!!
He’s Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!
In Sickness and in Hell Version
Joxer the mighty never gets a fever,
He’s eager as a beaver,
He’s Joxer, he’s Joxer the mighty!
King of Assassins Version
Joxer the tidy
Always plays inside-y
Never hurts the other boys
Even when they steal his toys…
Bitter Suite Version
Joxer the Mighty,
Master of Geography
Here to guide you on your way
Stick with me, you’ll never stray
If you’re in a land that’s new
I’m the man who’ll get you through
Even if you’re slightly nude…(he he)
I’m Joxer, I’m Joxer the Mighty
We’re in Illusia!
Being naked won’t excuse ya,
Sing to talk, we’re in Illusia.
Deja Vu All Over Again Version
Annie, Banannie
She kicks fanny!
Dangerous with sword or knife,
Learned her skills in that past life!
Never will you outfox her,
She’s as good as all Joxer!
I’m Annie, I’m Annie the Mighty!
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