{"id":518,"date":"2015-03-20T22:11:38","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T04:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/?p=518"},"modified":"2017-02-28T22:05:28","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T05:05:28","slug":"spring-sprang-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/spring-sprang-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Spring Sprang 2015!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And for a change it even feels like it! It was a 68 degree sunshiny day. I like those lots better than&#8230;ohhh you know, those first days of Spring where it&#8217;s 14 degrees and blustery and people and critters peer belligerently from underneath their layers of wraps or fur wondering just what the hell Spring&#8217;s problem is as it spits snow on them and runs off cackling madly?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/happy-sunshine.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-519\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/happy-sunshine.png\" alt=\"happy sunshine\" width=\"360\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/happy-sunshine.png 360w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/happy-sunshine-150x127.png 150w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/happy-sunshine-300x253.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last weekend it actually got to 84 degrees.<\/p>\n<h4><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">We were able to go on our first &#8216;random picnic&#8217; of the year.<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>A <em>&#8216;random picnic&#8217;<\/em> is where we stick some folding chairs and a little folding table into the back of Hhrbie along with a single propane burner. There&#8217;s a lot about <em>&#8216;random picnics&#8217;<\/em> that we don&#8217;t pre-plan, hence the <em>&#8216;random&#8217;<\/em> moniker. We then whistle by the grocery store or grab sandwiches from somewhere and just start wandering. We stop wherever we feel like or happens to look good and pitch a random tail-gate picnic. Sometimes we end up in the badlands, sometimes rock-hounding or amongst the bison or little nooks and crannies. We did one outside of a cave. Another time when it was raining, we happened to find a great big log picnic shelter that we backed up to, popped the hatch and roasted hot dogs over the burner.<\/p>\n<p>We then went on a random hike up the Centennial Trail after this particular random picnic and I discovered just how randomly out of shape I am. At least I am out of shape wearing rocker-type shoes on a hilly, rocky trail. I don&#8217;t know what possessed me to think those shoes would be a good idea, but I paid for it. Every step back became burning, jello jigglers leg-torture. Sometimes they&#8217;d quit working in sheer rubbery rebellion. I&#8217;d have to stop and plead with my frowning legs to continue on, bribing them with the promise of rest once we got back to Hhrbie. I had to promise to never wear those shoes again on a hike like that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/exhausted-camel.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-524\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/exhausted-camel.png\" alt=\"exhausted camel\" width=\"325\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/exhausted-camel.png 325w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/exhausted-camel-150x129.png 150w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/exhausted-camel-300x258.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Well, you may be wondering (or maybe not) how it went battling it out with the inspection &#8216;mobile&#8217; mechanic mentioned in the previous post.<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><em>Well&#8230;unfortunately not so great.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He didn&#8217;t seem to like my pictures of the van&#8217;s blown parts! Geez, I felt the composition and lighting were right-on. He said <em>&#8220;&#8230;it seems highly unlikely the van would misfire after our inspection but we are not a fortune tellers so I cannot say<\/em><br \/>\n<em> issues did not arise after our inspection&#8221;<\/em>. <em>(Except that the parts didn&#8217;t suddenly fry and break after their inspection).<\/em> But then he didn&#8217;t like much else either when I wrote him back that his initially making it sound like I was a stupid, naive female being taken advantage of by the terrible chain-shop <em>(that actually helped us)<\/em> was insulting. He said I shouldn&#8217;t refer to gender &#8220;in an attempt to victimize myself&#8221; and he found it offensive. <em>(Not half as offensive as I do, sonny!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He is apparently unfortunately suffering from Political Rhetoric Regurgitation Syndrome.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I then told him that I get patronized quite frequently and it wouldn&#8217;t have offended him if there hadn&#8217;t been a grain of truth in it.<\/p>\n<p>He also said he didn&#8217;t think I was a mechanic, otherwise why would I use their [inspection] service? I said <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">because it was long-distance<\/span> and I couldn&#8217;t be in two places at once.<\/p>\n<p><em>&lt;crickets chirping&gt;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I provided the &#8216;mobile&#8217; mechanic instructions and contact info for the shop who did the repairs and actually got us going again, and I also sent along screenshots of the dated messages showing my <em>(ignored)<\/em> attempts to contact him when the van started malfunctioning.<\/p>\n<p><em>When I contacted the Anthem, AZ shop who did the actual repairs (they remembered us), they told me they would help in any way they could and to not not back down. <strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">It&#8217;s nice that everyone isn&#8217;t a serious jerk, I want to highlight that. <\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>But&#8230;I&#8217;m disappointed to report that the &#8216;mobile&#8217; mechanic has not followed through and has chosen to apparently ignore his customers. I&#8217;ve provided part pictures, a receipt, dated message screen shots&#8230; and I&#8217;ve told him if he paid the shipping I&#8217;d even send the parts I had that he demanded to see and he&#8217;s now stopped answering. I guess he didn&#8217;t expect that I could really cough up all that. <em>Kind of tells a person all they need to know, doesn&#8217;t it? \ud83d\ude41<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m not <em>quite<\/em> done yet. And Karma&#8217;s a bitch.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/row-row.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-521\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/row-row.jpg\" alt=\"row row\" width=\"313\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/row-row.jpg 313w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/row-row-133x150.jpg 133w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/row-row-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But now&#8230;much happier things. I present a vastly improved Georgie:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_520\" style=\"width: 377px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-ewok.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-520\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-520\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-ewok.jpg\" alt=\"Georgie Ewok. He likes blankets.\" width=\"367\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-ewok.jpg 367w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-ewok-112x150.jpg 112w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-ewok-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 367px) 100vw, 367px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-520\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Georgie Ewok. He likes blankets.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And also a reluctant Maggie.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_522\" style=\"width: 431px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-maggie.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-522\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-522\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-maggie.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Will you just please get him off me?&quot;\" width=\"421\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-maggie.jpg 421w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-maggie-150x144.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/georgie-maggie-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-522\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Will you just please get him off me?&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG, it was actually warm out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[108,26,4,7,18],"tags":[134,29,100,51,28,112,83,9,133],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}