{"id":79,"date":"2014-12-28T22:09:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T05:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/?page_id=79"},"modified":"2017-02-24T22:00:37","modified_gmt":"2017-02-25T05:00:37","slug":"miss-magnum","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/miss-magnum\/","title":{"rendered":"Miss Magnum"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is Magnum. AKA “Maggie”.<\/span> <\/strong><\/h4>\n

She has a birthday of 9\/11\/05. She’s been with me since kitten-hood. She was raised in a tractor-trailer and is a seasoned traveler and co-pilot, having been all over the US and Canada.<\/p>\n

\"Maggie2\"<\/a>

I’m Maggie.<\/p><\/div>\n

She is full of torti-tude.<\/span> <\/strong><\/h4>\n

Here she is happily dangling off of carpeted shelves I screwed into the wall studs for her.<\/p>\n

\"Maggie3\"<\/a>

Look at me! This would give you a headache but I am disgustingly comfortable!<\/p><\/div>\n

You can make her out here in her place of honor, working hard:<\/p>\n

\"Copilot\"<\/a>

Doing my job, contorted into positions which you cannot achieve.<\/p><\/div>\n

She’s always very helpful in her copilot duties, quick to offer assistance or get something you need:<\/p>\n

\"MaggieTissue\"<\/a>

Care for a tissue?<\/p><\/div>\n

Or to take over your bed and dare you to take it back:<\/p>\n

\"Maggie4\"<\/a>

Me? Full of torti-tude?<\/p><\/div>\n

Miss Magnum travels with me full time. She’s only allowed outside with her harness (a Butterfly Walking Jacket) and a tether.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is Magnum. AKA “Maggie”. She has a birthday of 9\/11\/05. She’s been with me since kitten-hood. She was raised in a tractor-trailer and is a seasoned traveler and co-pilot, having been all over the US and Canada. She is full of torti-tude. Here she is happily dangling off of carpeted shelves I screwed into […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/79"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.magicwolf.com\/wanderings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}